YANKS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH FOOD, but BEAUTIFUL BOBBY BLACKMON AT BBKINGS GOT US TO EAT A 'PO BOY'

Tuna Nicole? whats that? A Tuna Nicoise but instead of olives it has like cheesy poofs, and instead of seared ahi its pre mixed tunamayo from a can? instead of fresh boiled new potatoes youve got french fries and 'lays'?

I am more baffled by America menus than Chinese ones.

Words all English diners should be weary of:

CILANTRO: corriander

CHIPS: not lovely chunky deep friend in goose fat chips but potato crisps or 'walkers' as we call em, and no salt and vinegar in sight

FRIES: chips only not so good, skinny, no animal fat no vinegar, and lots of salt

CHICKEN TENDERS: last time i checked a tender was a boat but hey, here this means chicken nuggets but they are huge, and served with an odd bright yellow sauce which calls itslef honey mustard yet tastes of neither.

this amazing feast was made up of ingredients my british dining companions and i could not fathom, and yet we were in a country 'speaking' our mother tongue.

A 'broiler' (still not sure what this is) of shrimp (supposed to be the small ones, these were huge langoustine sized prawns) a 'po boy' (?!?) some 'catfish', 'pulled pork'? a Biscuit? not a sugar digestive out here! OH NO! and the hot sauce is not a joke.

I have my MAC firmly set to UK spell check! I believe in schools all children in the USA should have to do the same! ITS TOO CONFUSING!? Al-u-min-ium!! how HARD is that! words have consonants too! Or maybe since theres so fewer of us pommes, we should all get one of these

a new MAC translator, only $200 and you can correctly write and spell. Since as you may have noticed my spelling even in my mother tongue is appauling I really should! why spend thousands on a decent education, just a couple a hundred on a computer which makes you SEEM well educated!

If going to a real yankee restaurant, bring a translator! We went to BB Kings to see our favourite florida star BEAUTIFUL BOBBY BLACKMON at BBKINGS meant we HAD to take the drive down IDRIVE (away from the safety of the magic kingdom!!) to see hom, we have ALL his albums and he ROCKS the blues.

here he is serenading my mum! (not MOM) be careful dad...se what happens when you let mother out with the LUSH SISTERS SCARROTT!! ahahahahah!

Comments

[BenSpark]

You should have tried the Fried Pickles, they rock! I love BB Kings, sat by the stage way back a year or so ago here is my assessment of the place. http://www.benspark.com/got-the-blues-pad-1053.html

[charles'apex-uk.net]

Fantastic

bring on the black eyed pees and chiterlins with corn bread a refried gravy